Smite the Shepherd: July 2011

Sunday, July 24, 2011

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

As I live, saith the Lord God,

surely because my flock became a prey,

and my flock became meat to every beast of the field,

because there was no shepherd

neither did my shepherds search for my flock,

but the shepherds fed themselves, and fed not my flock;

For ye were as sheep going astray;

but are now returned unto the shepherd

and Bishop of your souls.

Yea, they are as a wild flock

which fleeth from the shepherd,

and scattereth, and are driven,

and are devoured by the beasts of the forest.

If you went to Girls Camp in 2011 with me, there is a good chance you will understand why all these scriptures are funny.

So, dear friends, if you have a good sheep-related scripture, please email me or send it to me some way so I can make a lovely post about it. :)

As your shepherd, I must tell you all that I love you. And please don't smite me.